Fall 2019
Assignment: Create compelling radio advertisements for 25-35-year-old housewives with expendable income.
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Responsible for: Copy and concept
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Radio spot recorded with the generous help of Baker Sound in Philadelphia, PA.
"Zombie Teen"
Length: :45
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(SFX: Music created in studio)
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NARRATOR:
The following is a conversation between a mom and her 15-year-old daughter, who she never took to ZOOMARS petting zoo.
Instead, her daughter was constantly on her phone, unsupervised.
MOM:
(hopeful) Hi honey, how was school today?
DAUGHTER:
Blaaaaaaaagha
MOM:
(Uncertainly) How did your history test go?
DAUGHTER:
Luuuuumbioooo
MOM:
W-What do you want for dinner?
DAUGHTER:
Mmmmmmmmmuv
MOM:
(heartbroken) (PAUSE) Did I fail you?
DAUGHTER:
Fiiiiiiiiiimbbbbbblll
NARRATOR:
Save your children from becoming phone-addicted zombies and take them to the tech-free ZOOMARS petting zoo for some much needed old-timey fun.
Guinea pigs, goats, bunnies, and more await.
DAUGHTER:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaboooooo
"God Duck It"
Radio Spot
LENGTH: :30
(SFX: The sound of someone walking down a wood floor hallway, and then the distinct sound of them tripping over something large.)
MOM:
GOD (SFX: Quack sound) IT!
MOM:
I don’t know about you, but my little monsters have turned my whole house into a mass chaos zone.
I’m stepping on (SFX: Goat sound) left and right.
MOM:
I really could use a (SFX: Moo sound) break,
a chance for the little (SFX: Oink sound) to get all that pent up energy out of their system.
MOM:
That’s why I’m taking them to ZOOMARS in San Juan Capistrano this weekend.
It’s cheap and it’ll get them out of my hair and I can sit on my (SFX: Baa sound)
and relax while the kids play with animals of all sizes.
MOM:
ZOOMARS.
The adventure the kids are craving and break us moms need.